A look at the final standings of the Bottom 10 Faux Pas Index for the 2023 college football season
As the college football regular season comes to a close, it’s time to take a closer look at the teams that didn’t quite make the cut. While the College Football Playoff teams are celebrating their victories, there’s another group of teams who had a less-than-stellar season. Welcome to the Bottom 10, where the Faux Pas Index reveals the biggest losers of the year. Let’s dive into the final standings and see which teams made the cut.
State of Kent: The Nation’s Only 11-Loss Team
Nick Saban’s alma mater, State of Kent, takes the top spot in the Bottom 10 standings. With a record of 1-11, the team has had a rough season. Despite their struggles, the State of Kent team has shown resilience, and their Faux Pas Index score of -25.25 solidifies their position as the worst team of the year.
ULM: The Warhawks’ Unfortunate Streak
ULM, pronounced “UHLM,” comes in at number two in the Bottom 10 rankings. With a record of 2-10 and a current 10-game losing streak, the Warhawks couldn’t catch a break. Their firing of coach Terry Bowden earned them a bonus in the Faux Pas Index, but it wasn’t enough to lift them out of the bottom two.
UMess: A Late Charge in the Rankings
UMess, the Minuetmen, had a rollercoaster of a season, spending most of their time hovering around the Bottom 10 rankings. However, a late surge in performance landed them in the third spot. With a record of 3-9 and a Faux Pas Index score of -22.7, UMess proved that they weren’t to be overlooked.
Temple of Doom: The Bowels’ Turnover Woes
Temple of Doom, also known as the Bowels, had a season filled with turnovers. Leading the nation in turnover margin at -20, the team struggled to hold on to the football. Despite a promising start, they ended the season with a record of 3-9 and a Faux Pas Index score of -22.1.
O-Hi-No: A Surprising Entry in the Bottom 10
In a surprising turn of events, Ohio State’s O-Hi-No team finds themselves in the Bottom 10 rankings. With a record of 11-1, the team had a successful season on paper. However, their inability to defeat rival Michigan and their recent struggles against them landed them a spot in the Bottom 10.
Akronmonious: The Zips’ Controversial Placement
Akronmonious, the Zips, caused some controversy in the Bottom 10 rankings. Despite losing to Temple earlier in the season, they managed to secure a higher spot due to the Bottom 10 FPI math. With a record of 2-10 and a Faux Pas Index score of -21.3, the Zips proved that sometimes the numbers don’t tell the whole story.
Van-duh-bilt Commode Doors: A Season in Half a Stadium
The Van-duh-bilt Commode Doors had a unique season, playing their home games in half of a football stadium. With a record of 2-10 and a Faux Pas Index score of -19.3, the team struggled to find success on the field. Their Weakness of Schedule ranking of -19 also contributed to their placement in the Bottom 10.
UTEPid: A Late Push for the Minors
UTEPid, the Minors, made a late push in the Bottom 10 rankings, thanks to a loss to Sam Houston We Have A Problem and the firing of coach Dana Dimel. With a record of 3-9 and a Faux Pas Index score of -18.25, the Minors proved that even a late surge couldn’t save them from the Bottom 10.
No-vada: Two Wins, Two Losses
No-vada, also known as the Woof Pack, had a season with ups and downs. With two wins and ten losses, they found themselves in the Bottom 10 rankings. Despite their struggles, the team showed glimpses of potential. Their Faux Pas Index score of -17.3 reflects their overall performance throughout the season.
EC-Yew: The Pie Rats’ Offensive Woes
EC-Yew, also known as the Pie Rats, rounds out the Bottom 10 rankings. With a record of 2-10 and a Faux Pas Index score of -11.25, the team struggled to find success on the offensive end. Their low-scoring games contributed to their placement in the Bottom 10.
Conclusion:
As the college football regular season comes to an end, the Bottom 10 rankings reveal the teams that had a less-than-stellar performance. From State of Kent’s 11-loss season to O-Hi-No’s struggles against rival Michigan, these teams faced various challenges throughout the year. While their records may not be impressive, their determination and resilience are worth acknowledging. As we bid farewell to another regular season, let’s celebrate the teams that fought hard, even if they didn’t come out on top.
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